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VOLUME VII.
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, AUGUST 13, 1881.
NUMBER 6.
Tin; Advertiser and ADwai. i i» n n l
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BRUINSWICiv, WA,.
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T. «. MTAC V,
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Green Grocer,
AND DEALER IN
City Directory.
>clil, V. J. DoorflliiKor.
Clerk ,f TrMturrr- Jan
" Hoi
Chief Mar that—B. A. Fahm.
Aniitant Mart/ictl-J. L. Ifcsrh.
iY.icrmcn—W. U. lUim.y, T. W. Bolt.
Krepcr of Guard llvute. an-l CUrk of Mn. hr,-D.
7>»rf I’hyiician—C L 8rhlstt.tr, Jr. M. D.
City Ihytician—L 11 Dsvi*. M- D-
Ilarlnr M<utn—Q 3 Hall.
fort Wanl ni-Mstthow HJutuuoit. Tims U L’on-
uur. 7r. ami A V 1’utnaui.
STAMPING COMMITTWCHor COUNCIL.
FiNANcr. -Con|»t*r, Watkins and Dunn.
>irukkt», Vuuy# it Vuivout-VmiD, WsUJns
ami LlttUft. ld.
Hcitoti Wbito CVuiotory-'C G Moore.
-Sixtou Colored Cemetery—Jackie White.
Town commons -Harvey, Cooper and Hpvar*.
Ckmktkniks—8p«*r«, Duorlllngur and Cooper.
llAonon—Littlefield, Spears and I’uttiaiu.
1TM.IC nuiuuNos-Watkln*. Hoerilingcr and
Harvey.
lUli.HoAt>»— Doerlllnger,Harvey and Littlefield
Kutjr,iTin*c—pntnam.Hpeara and Dunn.
Ciiauitv—Putnam, Littlefield anrt lHxertHnKrr
rin« nKi-AKTMf.scT-Spears,Putnam and Harvey
Polio- Putnaiu, Dunn, and Watkins.
UNITED STATES OFFICEltS.
Collector of Customs—John T. Collin*.
IVnnly—H.T. Inmu,
Collector Internal ltevotnte—D. T- Dunn.
Deputy Marshal—G. J. Hall.
master—Liuiu Sort
SEAl’ORT LODGE, No. OS. 1. 0. 0. E.
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TAM. E. LAMRUIUUT, P. At It. Secretary.
APPLINO- ,
WAYNE—Hit Monday in March and September.
ITKKCE -1st Mon.fny fn April and October.
WARE- 'ftl Monday in April and October.
Cl.FKEK Tuesday after lib Monday in April an
OetolH-r.
CAMl'VN -Tuesday after ’.M Monday in May an
Norcml-r.
Cl IA ltLTON —3d Monday in May and November.
GLYNN—4tb MomUy in May ami Novcmlwr.
Country Produce
KEEPS ALSO ON HAND A FULL AND WELL AS
SORTED STOCK OF
GROCERIES,
CANNED GOODS.
TOBACCO.
CIGARS,
STANDARD AND
FANCY CRACKEHS,
CANDIES, NUTS,
FRUITS, Etc.,
All of which aro offered for cash at reaaonable
I MEAN BUSINESS
re coruer Newcastle and Monk Streets,
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA.
H. II. P.
THE POPULAR
Liver Medicine!
HILL’S lim PAMIR1
** aMn<ne«l unpr«*eedento<t succesa In rellaring
prevalent dlsordtrs of the IA»«-r. Its mi "
ly entitle it to the preferment it receives
sll other
LIVER MEDICINES.
I* now kept by many persona always at h
uaed regularly, and thoas peraona are n
ect to the uaual symptoms of a disordered Uv-
o prevalent at tliia acaaon of the year. It will
you out
50 CENTS
• try St. aud yon will certain
result. ForaaUby J. .II. ;
JAGOB COHEN
152 BROUOIITON St.,
SAVANNAH, GEORGIA,
Thank* the public through this medium for l
lout, aud s*k* a contlnuano# of thetr patronage,
li'ibas opened hta SPRING IMPORTATION of
tr. all grtubis, aud placed Id* low price# on the
which canee* a ru»h by «ver>l»o.ty that 1* will
bity. Ill*
;»IV COLORED SILKS AM* SATIN.N
e.|ual. lit* FANCY AltTICI.RM c
THE DRESS GOODS DEPARTMENT
a aucess. CAHHMKRE for 8ninm«r at 7V
irtu II a3 til Now York. In fact. U».-r« i* not a
tele in Fancy or Staple Dry Good* that cannot t
md in id* catohliahincnt. Also, the newest goo^
t. called NUN’S VEILING, for .Irmtv, I* kept i
gra b *. All he ask* I* a rail. 1>» md forget li
1 r,2 BROUGHTON STREET,
SAVANNAH, - UEOltUIA.
had bad Ayphilii
a wit.iin my knowle-lge it effected
(ho. Walker bought it au- - -
r the purr ha »o It
‘ir twelve year*. Ills Head
it. He tr* ated him with this
inly, and ta four weeks ho wa« «oul<I ami well,
in a abort tm bad aa fine a hea.1 of hair as wa
u-r! V. a l\ 's w 'rk. H
hie HWirr»vzcu'ic i umpany
Illsci vered that
ARU.
Str. David Clark
Only Direct Boat twice per week between
SAVANNAH & BRUNSWICK.
LEAVES savannah FOR BRUNSWICK EVERY
RETURNING. LEAVE BRUNSWICK
Tuesday g Friday evening
Philadelphia, Baltimore t
FOIt SAVANNAH
at Brunswick with D.
h with Ocean Stcan
i to and from New York, and
... S
1 Boatou strainer*.—
" through freight
I. Agent,
tek, un tho tluck.
Fire Insurance!
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AND
BRITISH AMIUCl TSSlll’15 CO.
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ED IN BRUNSWICK BY
T. O’CONNOR, Jr.
ffsrDWELLlNOS AT VERY LOW RATES. feb
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shipping directions, Ac., boat-
profcsaiouH men, achowla, colleges.
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r 40,000 names of pUnt-1
IMRUT PUIKK TO-MICIIT!
I left my mother at the door.
Their clasped hand and loving lock
Forbade tuelr doubts tc tli:.
I left and met with comrades gay.
When the iuOOu btought out her light.
And my loving mother wbiapoiwd me,
"Din’t drink, *ny boy, to night. ’
Long years bare rolled away ainco then.
My Jetty curls aro gray,
But oh 1 those words are with iue yet.
Aud wlU not pass away.
I ace my mother's lcvldg face.
With foodness radiant bright.
And hear bar words ring in my oars.
’* Don’t drink, my boy, to night."
My mother is now resting aweot
In the grave yard on the hill,
But mother’s words come back to me
And haunt my memory etill.
I’ve often, often passed the cup—
Ob I then my heart was right,
Because I heard the warning words,
” Don’t drink, my boy, to-night."
I’ve now paaeed down tho road of life,
And soon my race ie run,
A mother’# warning llstenod to—
An immortal crown is won.
Oh, mothers! with your blerecd smile,
Look on your boys so bright,
And say, as you alsne can aay,
" Don t drink, my boy, to-night.,'
BREAKING A LONG SltfNCF.
FOOD FOR TKQUSKT.
GiiiltAU WAHIS 10 BET OUT.
10V llay. llcrl11nir the WorrerHIa
Mraflge itittt
n. Mil»-MKc Sleep In February Lnat In
u VUiagc lull Anukcniug.
THE KINO AND THE FADE.
Christian Wockly,
A pleasant story is told of tbo old
King Frederick tho Great, of Prussia.
Onco when ho rang biB boll for bis
pago to come and wait on him, (hero
was no answer. Ho rang again, and
still tbero was no answer. So bo went
out into tho anto-chnmbor and there
found bis pago fast asleep. Tbo stop
of tho King docs not awakon him, so
sonndly is bo asleep. A lottcr stick
ing out of tho boy's pocket catches
tbo King's oyo, and bo - is carious
onongb to tako it out and road it.—
Not any moro honorable that for a
King than acy ono else.
But tbo boy bad no rensou to bo
afraid or asharaod of tbo King's curi
osity, for it was a letter from bis poor
motbor, thanking biin for sending her
his wages, and praying (lod to re
ward his kindness and attention. Af
ter reading it the King went softly
back to his chamber, took u bag uf
money, and with the lotter slipped it
into the pocket of the boy.
Again going to bis clmmlier bo
raug the boll loud onongb to arouse
the sleeper,who immediately nnsworud
its summons.
“ Yon bavo been fast asleep,” said
tbo King.
Frightened and confused, tbo poor
boy put bis hnud into bis pockot and
wbat to find bat a bag of money ? He
took it oat, and, looking up to. tbo
King, burst into tears.
Wbat is the matter ?" asked the
King,
“Ah sir,” eriod tbo poor fellow,
throwing himself on bis knees before
Frederick, somebody is trying to ruin
mo. I know nothing about this mon
ey which I bavo jnst found iu luy
pocket.”
“ My young friend,” said tbo King,
Ood takes different ways of helping
s. Send tbo money to your mother.
Salute her for me, ami toll tier I will
tako good care of both bor and yon.’’
trad Company.
Tbero were bait a dozen ladies aud
goutlomun in nn Austin street car,
when the driver stopped the ear aud
said:
There is somebody in ttiis ear try
ing to boat mo oat ol a fare."
The passengers looked ut each oth
er, and all said they bad put in their
fore.
It dou't make no difference. There
aro only six faros in the l>o\ and sov-
ou people in tbo car.”
Thou a gentleman got up, ami with
sigh put iu tho missing fare, re
marking:
Put iu ono before, bnt ns f wns
onco in tbo Legislature, everybody
will say it can’t be anybody elso Imt
mo, so I’ll stand it.”
.1 Jtew «•<
City
V/vM/m
i COMPLETE SiZETTEES Of GECRCIi.
te. Improvi-A.-nt*, an-l “vtry si*rU-s
ropvrtjr for th« yt--»r IF* I. arc pvyafcle
»i KTJBSCRIPriON PRICE,$5.00
UA.t.lfu* U1.I.T. lo
irl ’lii. I saar-wt * co..
:: | as i. lir.cl stirvt. Aogtt-ta, (Is.
•1'ia t-Tly payment of taxes arc now
l»> cl sc<l on tku 21*t day of Marcti.
rntibt.i will be iaanM for th-enUr*
a dr for the jre-.ir *|f»ln*t • a.'hand
who to make payment a«> above
from v v. m. to 1 r. x.. au.l :n.iu 2 to
UiTON. Clerk aud Treasurer.
JaMEH^jUI
rtf. J, ClBQVitTT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
niicxswrcK, oeoroia.
VBi.t u^xt w AttvKazxsui jjcj xrrLjM btuUiiii/..
Ve ieubauer,
BRUNSWICK, GA.
Boot & Shoe Maker.
i any amt all klnda ot
WM. SEOUL KB.
Tcletfraph and Meaaeiiuor. !
The astronomers say, can now bu seen!
with the naiic.t eye in the j,.*rttu.*iu.i-
ern sky aimnt 3:30 in the morning
It rises earlier every night, aud will
soon bo visible in tbo evening sky and
circumpolar like tho into comet. Its
tail is about one degree long. Tim
comet is coming dirno.ly towards the
earth, on its way tc the perihelion
passago, which will bo made about
August 18th. It will then bo twenty-
Qvo timoa brighter than when first
seen—brighter, it is said, than the
late comet was in its brightest hours.
It is, after all, said to be a new comet,
and not a reappearance of the one of
1827. *
Iiumxn, Pa., AugUbt 1.—After a
death-like trance of 109 consecutive
days, John Qyumkcr, tbo widely
known inmate of tbo Lcbigb County
Hospital, bus at lust broken silence,
and in a connected and intelligent
manner rocitodr tbo story of bis
strangely afllictcd life. His ease has
been commented on all over tbo couu
try, and hundreds of physicians, from
Maino to California, have written to
Dr. Erdrnau, the attending physician,
for a full history of tbo romnrkabio
coso. Gyumbor has boon called tbo
“Hungarian Sleeper," but bis comma
location is in tbo Slavonic luuguage,
and tbc person with whom be con
versed to-day for tbo first time in
nonrly six months is a Polandcr,
Frank Loskowiski.
Oynmber was first discovered in
tbo bar-room of a village inn not far
from tbo hospital wko're bo now is.—
This was iu February last. Ho en
tered tbo tavorn apparently in tho
host of health. Soon after bo was
discovered asleep on a chair noar tbo
stove. Efforts wero made to aronso
him, but without avail. All tbo force
of tbo landlord and bis frionds could
not wakon him. Ho was taken to tbo
county hospital aud cared for. Days,
weeks and months passed, and the
young foreigner gave uo evidences of
life. The physicians tried mnuy ex
periments with a powerful galvanic
battery, but tbo supposed cataleptic
could not bo resuscitated. His eyes
wore closed, and bo was apparently
entiroly nnconscions. Strange to say,
bo lost but little llesh On Friday,
April '22d, bu opened bis eyes for the
first time since be went into tile
trance. He kept them open in a va
cant stare, but said nothing. A care
ful attendant fed him with milk and
gruel through a tube. Ou Saturday,
April 23, bo jumi>od from a window
nearly twenty-six feet from Ihogrouud,
bat was uot injured Ou April 20th
be again closed bis eyes, amt did uot
open them until May 30th. Tho next
day be closed them, and did not open
thorn until Juuo 1st. Ono day after
ward bo spoke one word when a vis
itor held a flower to bis nose That
was the first word be bad spoken dur
ing bis long truuco. From June 1st
until July 31st bo closed bis oyos by
night aud opened them by day, and
always remained imrfectly dumb.
Late last night, Loskowiski, the
Foluudor, went to Gymubor’s bedside
1 saluted him in Slavonia Gyum-
bor sat up and replied. The nurse
and attendants were startled and
amazed. Gyumbcr’s statement trans
lated is as follows
“I caino to America about two years
ago. Left Castle Garden for Virginia,
and was hired to a man - named Dor
ter near Charlottesville. While there,
a fat negro woman put red iiep|>cr in
my coffee, which nearly killed me. I
became alarmed and left foi llalti-
morc- There I became giddy, and
wandered into Pennsylvania. I wont
into a country hotel, sat down in the
bar-room, fell asleep, and that's all I
know until a few weeks ago 1 did
not feel anything during my sleep,
aud did not know anything that was
going cn. I dou't know that I fell
out of a window, an-l don't km *v that
all abscess was cut out uf my llesh.■
Never hoard anything or know any
thing until four weeks ago, and then
I awoke just as it I was getting over
a sleep. I am very glad to know that
I am not in jail, ns I first thought I
wns. J am ijuito weak and want to
go to work when T'm strong. My fa
ther ano sister live in the old country.
My two brothers di.-d of brain fever.
I don’t knew what got over me, unless
it was the big d.-so -f red i-eppcr that
t;urnly;:od my !.r..iu The lust four
weeks I could go about aud cat with
out help, bill I could not talk My
tongue was too week. I 'hint' I will
soon he all right again.”
Our taste declines with our merit.
It you would be rich, tbiuk of sav
ing
Joys aro our wiugs—sorrows aro
our spurs.
It is hotter to be wrongod than to
do wrong.
They who forgive most sbnll be
most forgiven.
Sin may bo clasped so close we cam
uot see its faco.
Tbo height of meanness is to oxult
in its success.
The duty of religion flows from a
spirit of roligion.
Happiness is just as chuap a com'
modity ns misery.
Tbo greatest rogues ooiuplain most
of boiug slandered.
Cbildron bavo more need of models
than of critics.
It costs moro to avongo wrongs
than to boar thorn.
Virtnc offends itself when conplod
with forbidding manners.
Au obstiuato man does not bold
opinions—thoy bold him.
A conrt without ladios would be t
your without spring.
Want of care docs ns moro daraago
than want of knowledge.
Religion is tbo best armor in tbo
world, bnt tho worst cloak.
Itomcmbranco is tbo only paradise
out of which we cannot bo driven.
If slander bo a snake it is a winged
oue; it flies as woli as it crocps.
Frowns blight young children as
frosty nights blight yoang plants.
Tbc morality of domostio life is tbo
very corner Htono of civilization.
To twit a man of bia faults is to ex
pose a greater fault of onr own.
Half the ills that wo hoard in our
hearts aro ills because wo boar them.
a man of integrity wiU never listen
to any reason against conscience.
People never attack religion bat
whun they have an interest to attack
it.
Grief ennobles. He who has uot
sufl'erod can uovor have thought it.
To break a had habit roquircs moro
effort than to contract a good one.
At a great pennyworth pause nwile;
many are ruined by baying bargaius.
For want of n nail tbo shoo was
lost; for want of a shoo the borso was
lost
There are men whoso friends are
more to be pitied tbau their worst en-
omios.
Many objects npponr of valno to at
only while thoy are beyond onr reach.
Many a man has measured bis farm
a glass goblet, aud found room to
spare
Gold is iu its last unulysis, tbo
sweat of the poor, ntid tbo blood of
the bravo.
We carry onr neighbor's crimes iu
sight, but throw our own over our
shoulders.
All real life is cheerful, and tbo ou-
Iv proper place for croakers is tbo
graveyard.
A wonk man will suy more than bo
does; a strong oue will do moro than
lie mya
ll costs more to avenge than to lor-
give.
Extraordinary virtues aro defamed
by those who waot tho courage to im
itate them.
Let tbo slanderer taka comfort; it
is onlv at fruit trees that tbievos throw
stones.
If you would nover bavo un evil
deed spoken of in connoctiou with
your name don’t do one.
It often happens that tboso whom
wo speak least of on earth arc best
known in heaven.
Some clocks do not strike. Yon
must look at them if you would know
the time Ilut a clock need uot be
ineon'oet isicause it strikes; a mau
need uot be incousistout because ho
speaks as well as nets.
Wulilogloa BcpubUcsB, August 4th.
District Attorney CorkhiU visited
Guiteau at the jail yosterday for tbe
first timo in ten days. Tba prisoner
sent word that ho bad an important
oommnniention to make, and when
asked by Col. CorkhiU as to its nature
bo produoed a petition covering four
or five pages for roloaso on $15,000
bail. Ho'stated that bo did not want
it presented to tbe oourt for a day or
two, bnt was anxious for Attorney
CorkhiU to look it over and give him
an opinion as to tho merits of tho
caso. The dooumont is written in a
small, firm hsnd, and the cose is sot
forth in a logical manner peculiar to
Guitoan. Tho petition is based on
gonoral principles, and oontains bnt
few references to statutory laws.—
With a few exooptions tho paper is
drawn up in correct legal form, and
exhibits considerable familiarity with
iogal procedure. Ho lays special
stress npon the fact that tbe Presi
dent is now in a fair way to recover,
and therefore bo should not be far
ther deprived of bis liberty. Gaitoaa
also said that bo did not wish to soo
any lawyers, as bo felt capable of
managing bis own affairs in this re
spect Tbe prisoner is still confined
in tho coll in which ho was placed tho
first day be was taken to the jail.
As Old Covplz’s Quaiimx.—A re
markable controversy is now going on
in tho Supremo Conrt of Now York
eity between Walter Campbell aud bis
wifo, Mary Ann Campbell. Both tbo
parties aro agod, Campbell being 07
years old and bia wifo 70, according
to bor own statement, and 80 accord
ing to her husband's. Mrs. Campbell
is tbo plaintiff, and sho soeks to rcoov
er $55,000 damages for tbo allogod
theft from hor of 200 shares of tho
stock of tbo Chicago, Hook Island and
Pacific Railroad compauy. Sbo says
that she pnt tboso shares into a tin
box and deposited tbo box in a draw
er which she hired from tbo safo do-
posit company in tbo Equitable Build
ing, and that in Juno, 1879, bor bus-
band having either picked tbo look of
this drawer or opoued it with a false
koy, stole them and converted them
(o bis own use. Their valuo, sho as
serts, was thon $27,900, but it bar
sinco increased, and is now $65,000.
Mrs. Campboll bad bor husband's
property soizod about n week ago,
having procured an attachment by
making an affidavit that bo was about
to leave tbo United States und to car
ry off with him tbe invostod proceeds
of tbo solo of bor stock. Tbo hus
band denies tbe allegations, aud in
return charges the wifo with baring
pilfered from him a largo aunmnt of
jowclry and money.
In proportion to |»opnlotion the
taxation is biglaa it, Fianco than in
England In Franco it is $fi.25 per
bond; in F.ugkind, #1.35. Tbc inter
est on tbc French debt uoiv exceeds
that of the English debt.
Norfolk bus nn ordinance by which
only eight boo'.blucks urn allowed to
work iu tbe city, and e.tcb of those
has bis own district.
PUituduipbin diviuo was Inteiy
cheated out of bis fuo by a moan fel
low who promised to call next day,
but tin rovereud man got even with
tbo defaulter by advertising tbe wed
ding, adding to tbo announcement,
'No cards, no cake, no casb, no cer
tificate."
A canal boat owner who is proprie
tor of a craft named “Bosooo Conk-
ling" is having another built to be
named "Me Too.”—Itattun Pott.
Tl.c indications now are that Gai-
tcau will dio uuwopt, nnbonorod and
nnswung.
Kitting Bull, who, on delivering np
bis gnn to tbe Uuitud States authori
ties, supplied tbo important informa
tion that his Indians wero all good
Indians now end Imd no arms and
ponies, and, further, that bo wanted
to go where bo pleased and have a
waiter, bos been safely landed, says
tbe Cincinnati Enquirer, at tho retreat
provided for him near Fort YateR, Da
kota. Ho, iu company with Scarlet
Thunder, White Dog, Four Horns,
Higb-ns-tbc-Clouds.and Pretty Plume,
Sitting Bull’s sister, arrived Tuesday'
In addition to theso, the chief was ac
companied by his two wives aud sev
en cbiblron. Among bis pappooses
arc two pairs of twins, wbicb tbe la
dies along tho rente pronounced too
cute for nuytbing. At Bismarck be
was given a reception, and was deep
ly impressed with tbe ioe cream. He
nos quite anxious to know, through
bia iulorpniler, uow it conia be frozen
iu summer. Sitting Bull devoured
tbe seductive cream with great aridi
ty, and, perhaps, realized for the first
time wbat a monumental as* bu uutdo
of himself by Btundiug out so long
against civilization.
A plan is being tented to put np
railroad employes’ meals concentrated
and condensed into cartridges and
shoot them into each man as be poss
es a lnncb counter, to save time. Paa-
suugers will bo svrvod tbe same way
boforu long.— Ez.
A broach of promise aait was com
promised in Indianapolis by the de
fendant providing tbe girl with a hus
band of oqnal valno with himself.
| TEACH1R9 LHE TOURS IDEA.
! “Attention, children!” —tbo
principal, entering the class-room,
followed by a stronger. This gentle
man wili ask yon a few questions iu
arithmetic. He is tbe Superintendent
of schools at Mole Gulch, Nevada,
that great Woetorn Stato of wbicb yoa
bavo so often beard—’’
“Wbicb bis natno are Dodd—Shor
ty Dodd," said tbe visitor, and mount
ing tbo platform, bo drew a bowie-
knife from bis boot-leg and tapped
for attontion on tbe desk.
" Wo wUl now proceed to do • tom
in siraplo edition. A gentleman who
bod a bead on him from last night
mot another gontlemon in Dow-Drop
Inn, who pat a bead on bim. How
many boads did that gentlcuon have
on bim ?”
“ Throe."
" Now yon’ro talking. Wo will nozt
proceed to substruction. Wall-eyed
Bob bad five fingers on bis left band
(inelading bis tbnmb), when bo inju
diciously called Backskin Joe a limpx
ing male. Buckskin Joe drawod bis
eleven-ineb toothpick, and tbe bor-
keoper subsequently swept np two
fingors. How many fingers had Woll-
oyed Bob left ?”
" Three!’’
11 Yoa're right, and I’ve $500 boro
in this little pocketbook tbst says yoa
are.”
" We gonerally do theso sams in
apples and othor domostio trait,” said
tbo principal, timidly.
" Quito right, qnite right,” said tho
gcntloman from tbe far West, “bnt
my plan is nnivorsally edmittod to be
moro national—more patriotic. It
was criticised somo at onr last con
vention at Gallows Forks, bat a ma
jority favored it and tbo gentleman
who opposed it walks with a cratch
yot. Now, then,* kids, hamp yonr-
solves for a sum in multiplication and
edition. Agontleman bold a foil at •
social game of poker—three nines and
two sovons. How many spots was on
bis cards ?”
"Forly-ouo!’’
“ Surely! Mistor, your class is no
slouch of a class at ’ritbmrtia. I wili
just givo tbo kids ono moro—on easy
one. Fire boss tbioros bad oporatod
for fivo days before tbo Vigilanitcs
bang thorn, and bad stolon twonty-
oight bond of stock. How many bosses
a day did each boss-tbief stool ?’’
“ Ono and tbreo twenty-fifths of a
hossl”
Right, and if any man says yon
ain't, don't tako it from bim, if bo's os
big os a gmin-olovator.”
" Now, Mister, trot oat yonr class
in mural philosophy!”
Womin In JnnrnallMM.
Tbo influence of womon in journal
ism in tbo Unitod States is far great
er than appears on the surface. Tho
fact that there are sixty papers and
periodicals openly edited end pub
lished by women gives bnt a very
small fractional idea of tbe extent of
their connection with journalism. Tbe
number of female contributors to all
classes of papers and magazinos is not
yot known to tbe general public, and
not always oven to tbe publishers,
from tho fact that in tbe bighoet class
of periodicals thoy frequently adopt
mtuo non iht plumes, while many oth
ers form part of tbo editorial staff of
influential journals, where, os imper
sonal contributors, sex is not recog
nized.
Indigestion.
From Itev. Mr. Cleveland, pastor Pres
byterian church in Gainesville,.Qa.:
I bavo tried yonr nearotio for indigee-
tion, and fouuu it a moot excellent rent-
dy.and most heartily recommend it.
Thou. P. Cleveland.
Ncaralcla, Collea, Cold*, El*.
From ltev. O. G. Smith, pastor Meth
odist church, GainsviUe, 0».:
I have used nearotio in my family with
gnat satisfaction. Have found its epe-
cilTc in cramp colic. Iu early etagoe of
cold, a teaapoouful ia uf great benefit,
sail it gives great relief in neuralgia and
tooth ache. I like it very mneh.
Geo. G. Ssith.
* Macon, Ga.
Miaous. Limas, Hanvix k Tamai—
Head Stas: It gi™» S'*** P*f**S™ 10
certify to tbe merits ol Brower’s Long
Restorer, as I have used jt and fwtnd ft
all yon represented U to be. My has*
wen effected to some extent, and I hod
it k permanent, as Pro
bod uo symptom of the dkeese etoerel
am satisfled that this medicine wiilprove
a great blessing to tbo people If yon
would introduce it la the Northern Mates
it woold moke yoor fortune*
Yours very truly Hun Wootxs.
With Mean- Nuahwm A Donncnburg.