The Dalton argus. (Dalton, Ga.) 18??-????, November 18, 1882, Image 1

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    VOL. V.--NO. 14.
NEWS GLEANINGS, |
The county jail at Atlanta contains
•216 prisoners,
Tennessee is extensively shipping cat
tle and hogs to Florida.
Jam eß B. Pace is announced as the
wealthiest man in Virginia.
The United States jail at Ft. Smith,
Ark., contains ICO prisoners.
The late Gen. Holt, of Macon, Ga.,
left an estate valued at $500,000.
Montgomery, Ala., expects to handle
140,000 bales of cotton this season,
Maryville, Tenn., has a factory wh're
buttons are made of muscle shells.
A carload of German carp have ar
rive at Nashville for distribution.
The Nev: Orleans police are making an
effort te, break up the opium dens of
that city.
Most of the levee work on the Missis
sippi river below Natchez, Miss., is un
der headway.
Fulton county, Ga., is taking care of
216 prisoners who are awaiting trial on
different criminal charges.
A law in Florida requires that the
tickets, of candidates for county officer,-
be printed on colored paper.
Nineteen Indian boys have been tak
en to Trinity College, North Carolina,
where they will be educated.
The New Orleans papers complain be
cause the Charity Hospital at that place
is overrun by patients from other States.
Nashville has no water for fire pur
poses, and the underwriters are discuss
ing the advisability of advancing their
rates.
Several more Mormon elders have ar
rived at Chattanooga and joined the
band of Mormon missionaries now work
ing up converts in the South.
Lord Houghton, of England, has pur
chased 60,000 acres of land in South
ern Florida, and intends going exten
sively into sugar culture, investing at
least f 1,000,000.
The British steamer Castello left Sa
vannah, Ga., Monday, with the most
valuable cargos ever cleared from the
port. The cargo was 7,100 bales of up
land cotton, valued at $406,037 32.
A hill to be introduced at the present
session of the Georgia Legislature will
provide for a registration law, which
"ill debar any person from voting who
has not paid his taxes in full. It is
thought this bill will be easily passed.
A Mr. Johnston, o' f , ~Ja, a cousin
r( n. Joseph E. J fa
18r of twenty-two children,'the young
es of them being an infant. Mr.’ John
ston has been married -but once, and his
wife is now living andin excellent health.
One of the four silver half dollars
coined by the Confederate States gov
ernment is in the possession of a gen
tleman living in Cartersville, Ga. He
een offered on several occasions the
com ortable sum of SSOO by numismatic
collectors for the coin.
ork on the Mobile harbor progresses
a‘sfactorily. The present dimensions
" He channell are seventy-five feet
W ‘ ? >y seventeen deep from the mouth
" he nver to deep water down the bav.
wither with an additonal sho'rt
of forty f e et wide near the mouth
ct the river.
There ar e now 979 patientg in
_ J la In sane Asylum, 257 of whom
Chat/ e<eiVed <lunng the Present year.
Chatham county furnishes the largest
withs\ S,X . ty ‘ fOUr; Fulton follows
forty six ' J? 11 *’ Richmond with
teen t, patlents range from fif
nto ninety y ?arß o f ag e.
gerous r siA yUne iS infomed that a dan
in ckcula ’ C ° n . erfeit TreaßUr y note “
B ote i 8 of th n NeW Orlearlß - The
a PPeared in ("r mC man,,facture which
of thembein " Cag ° ln 188 °’ the P rinter
monev * 25 - 000 of
since appeared j P ° B ' iession - T hey have
cities. nman r of th e larger
Couru.f s" t t | de ? ~>" ° f the S «Dreme
hy the Chari' 1 ' ( ' ar °l‘ na > characterized
‘the most 6 ” NeWB and Courier as
ance thatha? l ] , '’^ an i t j udicial ‘lelive--
tio “ of the new lad 81nCe the ado P~
in future ha. .i COnßtltuti< >n,” no felon
law «bei ne , 6 n . ght t 0 vote - This
So «thern States" * y ado P ted in the
Suit has been brought
Brokerage A lnSt
!, .• (’ d As- *ociation, at
to rec ve- si , , 1 ir o a n, who seeks
Cljc Dolton -ttqus.
plainant alleges that the transactions in
which the money was lost were not bona
fide, as no real delivery was contracted
for.
Charleston News and Courier : The
skeleton of a full grown mastodon hae
been found in the Cowee tunnel, on the
Ducktown branch of the Western North
Carolina railroad. When the monster
was discovered the convicts fled in ter
ror, and it was by hard work that they
could be induced to return to their
picks, It was found six feet below the
surface of the earth. It was in a per
ect state of preservation, and crumbled
to dust as soon as exposed to the air.
A Singular Confession,
Prof. Schulte has written a confession
of the burning of the pavilion at Ter
race Springs, Napa. After saying ho
set fire to the building to obtain the in
surance, $750, he says:
“Now, who could do such a deed—
such a wrong deed? one who has al
ready reached the evening of life, proba
bly not distant far from the very hour
when night completely and forever
shrouds the earthly form—one who thus
during almost Qiree score years has
never been accused of any act offensive
to the law ? How couid do such a deed
one who from the early days of student
lire steadily walked in the paths of sci
ence, literature and even art, the litera- •
ture of all nations, ancient and modern,
ti e vernacular of ■yhich he practically
knows and speaks? ’How could do such
a deed one with such attainments, such
Culture—one who ever since he in the
tog of battle had torn from him a limb,
returnable to mother earth, when be
longing to a medical staff some twenty
six years ago; who ever since, I say,
became an able lecturer, a most able in
structor, and as such active and success
ful, more than twenty years in the pri
vate high schools of this State, such as
the old College of California, (now the
Department of Letters in the State Uni
versity,) the defunct Female College of
the Pacific, the Mills Seminary, etc.,
and during his residence in this town,
in the Collegiate Institute, the Ladies’
Seminary, and Oak Mound Academy.
(Alas! that instead of myself another
were to state all this as has in the past
been done, when,indeed, not needed;
my seemingly, and under all other cir
cumstances truly immodest self-lauding,
admitting of no other apology but my
being confined behind prison bars, lone
and severed from friends and the world,
no one having as yet been able to raise
voice in my behalf.) How then, in fine,
could do that wrongful deed one who
was always known—latest in this very
town—to be a man exemplary in his
habit, religious even, in harmony, how
ever, with the advanced and enlightened
convictions of the times; an ever faithful
husband, a good and solicitous father,
who purest happiness found at home
alone; one punctual in his professional
duties, ever industrious and persevering,
affable and honest in all his dealings.
How then? How in the name of all
that’s good and true? How could such
a one do such a deed ? A deed most
wrong and most condemnable! What
could make it possible, not excusable?
Despair! Despair! Despair unuttera
ble! Despair unknown! Despair not
fully understood even by his own fam
ily ! ! * * * I recoiled, wrongfully
recoiled, and as wrongfully conceived
that by a rich insurance company the
loss of a few hundred dollars would not
be felt. lean. The condemnable deed
was done. Yet when the flames sur
rounded the massive structure, although
unoccupied and uninhabited, when the
flames chased darkness, illumining sky
and distant horizon all around, pangs
of conscience almost overpowered me.
I hastened from the scene. On the fol
lowing day I had to, and did, publicly
dilate, not with my usual enthusiasm in
deed, on “Beauties of Modern Litera
ture,” English, German, French, Span
ish and Italian, comparatively with these
in the language of the ancients. To
day, in the solitude of my barred cell, I
inwardly dilate on the prospective hor
ror and privations of a state prison,
with sufferings heightened by the cease
less pangs of bitterest remorse. Sic
semper justitia'. Yet might not, with
general weighty condemnation,one wee,
light grain of pity mingle?”—San Fran
cisco Call.
Cinders in the Eye.
Persons traveling by railway are sub
ject. to continued annoyance from flying
cinders. On getting into the eyes these
are not only painful for the moment,but
are often the cause of long suffering that
ends in a total loss of sight. A very
simple and effective cure is within the
reach of every one, and would prevent
much suffering and expense were it gen
erally known. It is simply one or two
grains of flaxseed. These may be placed
in the eye without injury or pain to that
delicate organ, and shortly they begin
to swell and dissolve a glutinous sub
stance that covers the ball of the eye,
enveloping any foreign substance that
may be in it. The irritation of cutting
the membrane is thus prevented and the
annoyance may soon be washed out. A
dozen of these stowed away in the vest
pocket may prove in an emergency
worth their_number in gold. - wAta-.
“What’s your name ? ” asked one little
four-year-old miss of another. “1 do
declare 1 ” replied the second little girl,
“ you are as inquisitive as grown peoples.
They always askses my names, where I
got my new boots, and all such tings,
until I’m almost as’amed of ’em. ”
DALTON, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1882.
'roi’icM Of* the day.
Sentinels still guard President Gar
field’s tomb.
A business man in Rochester is seven
feet two inches in height,
Mrs. Langtry, it is sai l, will go to
Australia and New Zealand after her
American tour.
The wife of President Gonzales, of
Mexico, is studying medicine and sur
gery in Chicago.
Mrs. Langtry is said to have received
$(>,000 from Satofiy fol' the privilege ol
photographing her.
A bar of gold was recently cast in
Nevada City, Cal., which weighed 450
pounds, and is said to be the largest ever
cast in this cotin tfy.
Arnold’s “Light of Asia” has reached
its tenth edition in London. More than
100,000 copies of the poem are said to
have been disposed of in America.
» l» -<
A RoBH bush bearing 1,000 buds is the
pride of a gardener in Charlestown,
Mass. It is thirty-five years old and
covers ox er 100 square feet of ground.
•* - MM»
Beecher has looked over several
Sunday school libraries, and it is his
candid opinion that eighteen books out
of every twenty are too boshy for any
intelligent child to read.
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At a recent test of plain boiler flues
in England against corrugated flues the
former collapsed at 225 pounds per
square inch, while the latter withstood
1,020 pounds per square inch.
• -
The oldest printer actively engaged in
his profession is Grandpa Prescott, in
lowa, who, at the age of ninety years,
sets type every working day in the com
posing room of the Corning Gazette.
The wife of the Chinese Minister at
Washington is seventeen years of age.
She dees not receive visitors, of course,
but with an attendant she drives out.
She is studying the English language.
Mr. Edwin Booth will spend the
Christmas holidays in Rome, and scon
after go to Germany, where engage
men ts have been made for him at Ber
lin, Hamburg, Leipsic, and several other
large cities.
Mr. Edward Atkinson has written a
letter to the managers of the proposed
Cotton Exchange in Louisville, Ken
tucky, warmly approving of the project,
and making some valuable suggestions
as to the construction of the building.
The immense cost of living in Egypt
is a very serious matter for the British
troops who will have to remain there. The
prices for everything are enormous, and
the whole day’s pay of a subaltern will
purchase him but one meal at a hotel.
“Plunger” Walton lost $7,500 on
his first horse race wager diving his
present visit to England, according to a
correspondent of the Boston Heruld, and
for several days his luck was generally
bad, but by winning $40,000 on a single
horse he came out $15,000 ahead on the
whole week.
A bill is before the Vermont Legisla
ture prohibiting a divorc d person from
marrying within a year, and a person
from whom a divorce is obtained from
marrying within five years or ever, if
the ground of complaint is a crime, in
which case criminal prosecution must
follow the divorce proceedings.
—«,
Baby insurance companion are becom
ing quite popular in New England. The
lives of children from one to twelve
years of age are insured to amounts not
exceeding $250, the charges being a few
cents weekly. It is expected that the
business will become a profitable accom
paniment of the baby farming industry.
It is stated that a pastry cook at
Bologna has produced a very novel sub
stitute tor a newspaper. It is composed
~f very delicate leaves of pastry, on
which witty articles are printed, not with
ink, but with chocolate liquor. Thus,
after its literary contents are devoured,
the reader may devour the production
itself.
The latest phase of the Egyptian
piestion is the complicity of the Sultan
iu Arabi Bey’s revolutionary movement.
This has been often affirmed, though as
often denied, and it is now maintained
by Arabi’s counsel that direct encour
agement was given him from the Sultan
as veil as from the Egyptian people and
clergy.
A few miles away from Philadelphia
are living a family of triplets, two men
and a woman, who are sixty years of age.
They are the children of an old Lutheran
clergyman named Rollers, and are all
hale and hearty. Thesu triplets have
always lived together. The brothers are j
married, but the sister has remained a
spinster.
An exhibition of skill with the lariat
at Austin, Texas, a few days ago, drew
a crowd of 10,000 persons. Ten cowboys
contested for a silver trimmed saddle
worth SI3OO, to be given to him who
toped, threw and tied down a steer in
the shortest space of times The winner
accomplished the feat in one minute and
forty-live seconds.
Eight children named Fogarty, the
eldest eighteen years and the youngest
only ten months, arrived at New York
recently from Ireland, having been com
pelled to make the voyage alone by the
father being arrested, charged with
abducting a young girl whom he had
hired to nurse the infant. The father
has since arrived to take charge of his
family.
The Ting Yueng. the formidable iron
clad that has just been built in Germany
for the Chinese Government, is to be
lighted by 240 Edison electric lamps.
This mysterious method of illumination
will probably be as satisfactory evidence
to the magnates of the Flowery King
dom that there is something in Western
civilization as any that could be fur
nished.
S. H. Butcher, of Oxford University,
a young man of less than thirty-five, has
been elected to the Greek Professorship
at Edinburgh University, a place, says
the London Spectator, worth £2,000 a
year. “With Mr. Butcher at Edin
burgh, Jebb at Glasgow. Geddes at Ab
erdeen, and Lewis Campbell at St. An
drew’s, the new generation in Scotland
should know Greek.”
O triches are worth $1,400 each, and
there is a duty of 20 per cent, on their
feathers. A man from Buenos Ayres has
just brought twenty-two of the birds to
this country, and will establish a farm
in the South. If his experiment suc
ceeds, it will find many imitators. It is
cheaper and pleasanter to run an ostrich
farm than to shoot down the wild birds
on the plains of Africa.
The Russian Royal Commission to
abate drunkenness recommends : 1.
Liberty to committees to close all drink
ing shops. 2. Permission to communi
ties to establish communal monopolies
for the sale of drink. 3. No public
house to be established above 25 per
cent, in excess of one per 1,000 of the
population. 4. Tea and food to be sold
wherever drink is consumed on the
premises. 5. Rigorous supervision of
public houses.
The Postoffice authorities will urge
the Senate to pass, at as early a day as
possible, at the coming session, the bill
that passed the House for the modifica
tion of the money order system. Dr.
McDonald, the Chief of the Money Or
der Division, is of the opinion that if
that bill shall become a law the rates
will so largely increase the business of
the department as to be a large source
of revenue to the Government. An ef
fort is also to be made to pass the postal
currency bill at an early day. There is
a very urgent demand for this bill from
many quarters.
Six years ago an eccentric Spaniard
was in Keokuk, lowa. He died in Spain
last August. He had an only child, a
girl, twelve years old. It seems he
wanted her raised a Protestant, and in
his eccentricity named George Bland, a
colored blacksmith of Keokuk, as her
guardian. He made a contract with a
priest in Spain for carrying out his will.
The will provides that the priest is to re
ceive SOB,OOO in case the conditions of
the will are fulfilled, otherwise nothing.
George Bland, the colored man is to
have the same amount and the guar, ian
ship of the child, who gets $360,000 and
a large amount of diamonds and jewelry.
—The 4th of March, 1821, came on
Sunday. That was the second inaugu
ration‘of James Monroe. In 1849, the
year of the inauguration of General
’Taylor, the 4th of March came on Sun
day. It did not happen again until the
inauguration of President Hayes, in
1877'. It will not occur again during
this century. In 1885 the 4th of March
comes on Wednesday; in 1889 the 4th
comes on Monday, the next inaugura
tion comes in 1893; the 4th comes on
Saturday. In 1897 the 4th of March
comes on Thursday. In 1900 the 4th
of March fads on Sunday, but that is
not an inauguration year; that will be
in 1901, and that will bring the 4th of
March on Monday.—CVucat/o
._Dr. F. I’opoff has an article in the
Critic showing that American literature
is read in Russia. Longfellow heads the
list. Cooper’s Indian tales are better
Jib ed than any other foreign novels ; and
there are few educated Russians who
have not read Mrs. Stowe’s “Uncle
Tt>m. ” Bret Harte and Mark Twain also
are popular among the subjects of the
Cwar; but we doubt if even they can
make His Imperial Majesty laugh very .
much, while watching to hear where the i
wxt Nihilist bomb will explode.-/*-/
trod I'rt* I’rcu.
Extraordinary Tidal Waves,
The reported damage done by tidal
waves on the Panama Isthmus during
the tropical cyclone and earthquake of
the 7th ult. is suggestive not only of the
connection between these phenomena,
but also of the possibility of predicting
the destructive ocean waves which orig
inate under combined tidal and cyclon
ic influences. The tidal waves reported
from Panama may have been partly due
to the earthquake, but if as violent as
they are represented they must have
been intensified by the great fluctua
tions of air pressure going on at the
time over the Caribbean Sea and its vi
cinity. The highest spring tides of the
year occur in March, shortly before the
Vernal equinox, ami in September,
shortly after the equinox. But, as has
been recently pointed out by Rev.
James Pearson, an English astronomer,
“it is only when a combination of
astronomical and atmospheric circum
stances favors their development that
their effects become remarkable.” Ob
servations at Brest have shown that
with a depression of one inch in the ba
rometer the tide rises sixteen inches
above high water mark, and similar
though less ditferences are noticed at
Liverpool and other ports. Low ba
rometer causes high tides, and, vice
versa, the abnormal rise of the barom
eter, as was strikingly illustrated last
January in New York Bay, gives rise
to unusually low tides. Instances also
are recorded in which high winds have
obliterated the tides, as during the Brit
ish hurricane of January 8, 1839, when
there was no tide at all on a part of the
river Trent. During the passage of
West India cyclones along our Atlantic
seaboard we may have at any time ex
traordinary tidal fluctuations, as have
often under such circumstances oc
curred, with disastrous effects. As the
periods when the highest and lowest
tides due to astronomic causes alone are
known, it would be easy to make fore
casts of the development of very extra
ordinary tidal ranges due to the con
currence of astronomical and weather
agencies, which would occasionally
give great additional value to the daily
weather reports.— N. P. Herald.
Moths.
The word moth was derived from two
Gothic words meaning to gnaw and to
eat. It was formally applied to moth
worms only, but is now also applied to
millers or “night butterflies.” When
we say moths we generally mean the
little wormlike caterpillars that eat
woolen goods. In May or June the
cloths moth miller (Tinea flavifrontella)
is of a light buff, brown-color, with a
silky luster and a long narrow body. It
flies around at night,and every one seen
should be killed if possible. When it
rests it does not fold its wings out
straight, but rather rolls them around
the body. The miller searches for a
good place where plenty of wool is
found and after depositing the eggs it
dies. The eggs hatch in about fifteen
days. The larva; begins to gnaw little
burrows through the substance in which
they are, covering themselves with its
small particles. In the fall they cease
eating, make a sort of little cocoon out
of their food, remain dormant all win
ter, and in the following spring change
into pupa; before emerging. The good
old plan of house-cleaning in early June,
sunning and beating all wool articles,
and the use of tobacco, camphor and
carbolic acid, are well-known to all
good housekeepers. Furs may be kept
from destruction by placing camphor in
the box and sealing them up by pasting
paper over the crack between the
cover and the box. Dealers pack furs
in common tar roofing paper. One
man recommends petroleum paper for
the same purpose.— Alice B. Walton, in
lowa Slate Register. .
West India Superstitions.
It is very unlucky to tell the name of
a boat before it is launched. I recol
lect once when a worthy old creole, a
connection of the French savant Geof
froi St. Hilaire, ami who, as I hope, still
owns a small island in the Grenadines,
was about to launch a sloop, I asked
what name he proposed to give it. He
led me to where I could see a strip of
canvass covering the stern, and told me
it was not good to tell the name before
the vessel was afloat. A calabash
turned upside down in a boat is a sure
forerunner of ill-luck, either in weather
or fishing. The oil obtained from a
shark’s liver rubbed oxer the-kin is a
protection against the atta 'k of a shark.
Fish brought into a place where arrow
root or other starch is being prepared
prevents a proper separation of the
starch sediment from the impurities
BU'pended in the water used. Io turn
your boots upside down brings loss of
money, and to open an umbrella in the
house prevents your ever marrying.
Never wash your hands in water which
another person has u ed unless you first
make the sign of the cross over it. When
a glass cracks suddenly in a house it
foretells a death and a horse stopping
before a house and neighing is also a
sign of death. If a cock crows in a
house a stranger may be expected. In
the South American colonies no good
Catholic cuts a banana a ross. Iho
fruit when so cut shows a mark which
is thought to resemble a crucifix. lhe
number of years it will take before a
pine plant bears fruit depends
.d ••chons’’ giv-
en the number oi ' n
en with the hoe before
the plant in the ground. Blok
people, as a rule, before drinking p«m a
quantity
man drink he drink and -ay /
JUotes and Queries-
TEEMS; SI.OOA YEAR
ni'MOßous.
—A young lady says that males are
of no account from the time the ladies
stop kissing them as infants till they
commence kissing them as lovers.
—A facetious boy asked one of his
playmates how a hardware dealer dif
fered from a boot-maker. The latter,
somewhat puzzled, gave it up. "Why,”
said the other, "because the one sold
the nails, and the other nailed the
soles.”
—“Does your sister Annie ever say
anything about me, sissy?” asked an
anxious lover of a little girl. “Yes,”
was the reply. "She said if you had
rockers on your shoes they’d make such
a nice cradle for my doll.”— N. K
Ledger.
—An intelligent youth, recently en
gaged in a commercial office, made out
a shipping bill for “fourty” barrels of
flour. His employer called his attention
to an error in the spelling of forty.
“Sure enough,” replied the promising,
clerk, “I left out the <7 A.”
Nearly $9,500,000 is invested in the
printing and publishing trade in Boston,
and the yearly product is valued at $5,-
467.000. This does not include the
amount paid to writers who furnish the
matter for printing and publishing, and
which, if all added together, aggregates
several hundred dollars more.—Phila
delphia News.
—A promising youth of five summers,
being about to retire for the evening,
was asked by his mother to kneel by
her side and repeat the Lord’s prayer.
The little chap, whose mind was evi
dently intent on the beauties of the na
tional game, having reached the middle
of the prayer, paused, looked into his
mother’s face and exclaimed: “Billy
Brown is a boss short-stop,” and pro
ceeded with his devotions as if nothing
unusual had transpired.— Boston Post.
—A little five-year-old friend who was
alwaj s allowed to choose the prettiest
kitten for his pet and playmate before
the other nurslings were drowned was
taken to his mother’s room the other
morning to see the two, tiny twin new
babes. He looked reflectively from one
to the other for a minute or two, then
poking his chubby finger into the cheek
of the plumpest baby he said, decided
ly: “Save this one.”— Chicago Tribune.
—H. M., Selma, Ala.: ‘•How can 1
permanently remove an indelible grease
spot from a broadcloth coat?” The
only way to permanently remove an in
delible grease spot from a coat is to saw
it out of the coat, but that would possi
bly injure the coat. On the other hand,
if you would saw the coat from the
grease spot —but really we feel inade
quate to the task of furnishing the right
brand of advice in this case. Texas
Siftings. ~
WIT AND WISDOM.
—The time wasted by men in feeling
in the wrong pocket would make the
next generation rich if they had it.
—A great many people in this com
munitv would like to find out just how
much monev it would take to spoil
them. We do not speak for ourselves,
but for our poor relations. — N. Y. Her
ald.
—A traveler stopping at a village inn
during a thunder-storm, said to a by
stander: “Why, you have very heavy
thunder here.” “Yes,” replied the
man, “we do, considering the number of
inhabitants.”
—The Philadelphia News argues that
if a man had the strength of an insect
in proportion to his size he could jump
higher than a mountain. It is quite pos
sible, as mountains are not very high
jumpers.— N. O. Picayune.
—Scene in Court: “Now, Mr. Blank,
von say that on that day, at noon, jou
saw a woman ride past your house at a
furious pace, and you have given us a
detailed description of her costume.
Please tell us what was the color of the
house.” “1 do not remember.” ‘‘Well,
was the woman white or black?’ “I
did not notice; she went so fast that 1
only had time to see how she was
dressed.” — Chicago Tribune. „
“What have you that’s good?”
said a hungry traveler, as he seated
himself at table d’hote at a Salt Lake
Citv hotel. "O!” said the waiter,
“we’ve roast beef, roast mutton, roa-t
pork and broiled curlews. a
curlew?” said the traveler. “Why, a
bird: something like a snipe ” “Loma
it fly?” “Yes”’ “ Did it have wings?
“Yes!” "Then I don’t want any cur
lew. Anything that had wings and could
fly and didn’t leave this country 1 don t
want for my dinner.”
“Ah, how are you this morning?
said a Fifth avenue man to his friend
from Jersey. “Pretty well, pretty
well,” he replied; "but my wite is
suffering from a severe cold, he con
tinued, as his face beamed with delight
“Now, that’s too bad,” exclaimed the
New Yorker; " but why do you seem so
happy over it?” Taking his friend y
the arm, the Jerseyman replied, as
tears of joy rolled down his apple-jack
flushed face: " Happy! Don t mention
it! Why, she hasn't been able to spe.uc
above a whisper for six days. A.
Commercial Advertiser.
—Lord Chelmsford was walking
d „wn St. James street, when a stranger
accosted him. saying: “Mr. Bitel, I
believe?” "M you believe that, s
you’ll believe anything, the ex
( hancellor replied as he passed on.
London Society.
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