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THE KING’S SEAT.
Prince Valdimir sat wtth his knight*
In Kief’s banquet hall,
And boasted of arms and of victories woi
And the joy of the bugle call.
“While a figure gray at the gate
Knocked once and twice and thrice,
And Valdimir snouted: “No more shall come
in
Neither for love nor for price!”
But a breath of wind blew apart
The fringe of the pilgrim’s cloak,
And beneath, the lute of the singer was seer
Before the singer spoke.
‘‘Ai, little minstrel,” then said
The great Prince Valdimir,
“The top of the earthen oven is there,
The minstrel’s place is here.
“A small and lowly place,
For my heroes all have come,
Bloody with wounds and with honors rare
From Ilza of Murom.”
The minstrel climbed to his seat
On the earthen oven’s top,
And tuned his lute and began his song
And they would not let him stop.
For his song of battle and death
He sung of victories won,
Of Deuk and his Indian steed,
And the tale of Morga, the Livan.
And there, as he sang, as he sang,
The hearts of men bowed down,
Andlo! the top of the oven
Became the monarch’s throne.
—Annie Fields , in the Century..
PITH AiND POINT.
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Made of awl-work—Hand-sewed shoes.
Net proceeds of a summer da\-—One
Bmall fish.
A case that needs no close inspection
—Limburger cheese.
In order to carve out a fortune one
must be sharp.— Epoch.
The man who sets up to be the archi¬
tect of his own fortune has often to alter
the plans aud specifications .—Rochester
Post.
A woman who married a one-legged
man says it doesu’t take much to make
her husband hopping mad .—Pacific
States.
A writer in a scientific journal tells
“how to euchre wasps.” He will find
it can’t be done with a lone hand.—
Practical Farmer.
The delirium tremens in a glass of
whisky doesn't get out on the tumbler
and announce in thunder tones that it is
present .—Washington Critic.
One plea of the bank clerks for the
Saturday half-holiday is the solid fact
that they are exposed to drafts ail the
rest of the week .—New York News.
Won’t somebody ask us: “Is it hot
enough melanite for is said you?” be The new times explosive
to ten as pow¬
erful as dynamite, and .—Baltimore we are anxious Ameri¬
to experiment with it
can.
It is said that one pound of banana
contains more nutriment than three
pounds of meat. And yet meat will
build a man up, while a small piece of
banana will bring a man down.— States¬
man.
Said a thief to a wit: “ There's no knowing
one’s friends
Until they have been tried and found
Very steady.” true,” said the “but 1
* wit, all yours,
Have presume, been tried—and found guilty—al¬
ready:”
It was a little girl who, going to the
Episcopal around just church, the and happening to turn the
at moment when
congregation bow their adoration in the
creed, took it into her head that they
were all bowing to her. And so, as she
was a polite little girl, and not inclined
to receive a salutation without returning
it, she bowed very respecifully and ex¬
claimed: “Good morning, people!”—
Boston Transcript.
Cliek-elielk click-click!
How swift and slick
The maiden’s fairy fingers fly!
Click-click! click-ding!
A wedding ring
Will grace her fair hand by and by.
Thus Cupid cute his conquest makes,
For Sly instead fighter! of darts he takes
now
Typewriter. Boston Budget.
We are fold that the Siberian Railroad
will connect Napirsk, Okta, Irkutsk,
Tomsck. Tobolsk and Ekaterineburg.
We think that if these names were con¬
nected, and had a handle adjusted to
the rear end, they would- make a first
class meat saw.
Cared of Malaria.
22 Florida St., Elizabeth, N. J., t
M irch 17,1884. (
I have been using Allcock's Porous Plas.
ters for the last five years, foae two years
ago, after having been sick for upwards of six
mouths with malari 1 ,1 fo md myself with an
enl rged spleen, dyspeptic, and constantly
trouble 1 with a headache, and my kidneys did
not act very well either. Having spent most
of my money for medicine and medical advi e,
I thought to save expense l would use All
COCk’s Porous Plasters, two on the small of
my back, one on the spleen or ague cake, and
one on the pic of the stom ch, just under the
br astbone. I continued using the Plasters
about thirty clays, changing them every week.
At the end of that time I was perfectly well,
and have remained so ever since.
Geobge Dixon.
Beer was prescrib' d for a horse in Chicago,
and it died of delirium tremens.
Inventionsof the 19th Century.
The steamboat, the real er, the sewing ma
dhine, by night and by day,
Cars running ed by
Houses lighted by gas and hea: steam.
And bright electr.city’s ray.
The telegraph’s click speeds like lightning re¬
Then leased, the telephone to excel it;
com-9
And, to put oil the finish, the last but not
Is the least. Purgative Pellet.
famed little
Last but not least is Dr. Pierce's Pleasant
Purgative P llet, because it relieves human
suffering, adds to i be sum of human comfort,
and enables the relieved sufferer to enjoy all
the blessings and luxuries of the age we live in.
The rapidly Knights England. of Labor organization is spread¬
in
Conventional “ Mo non ” Resolutions.
Ky Whereas, Co.) The M non Route (L. N. A. & <
ties res to make it known to the world
link at large Pullman that it forms the double connecting
of tourist travel between the
winter cities of Florida a d the summer re
sorts of the Northwest; and
surpassed, TT7iereo£, its Its elegant “rapid transit” system is un¬
Chair Pullman Buffet Sleeper
and car service between Chicago and
Louisville, Indianapolis and Cincinnati un¬
equalled; Whereas, and Its rates
are as low as the lowest;
then be it
Resolved , That in the event of starting on a
trip it is good policy to consult it 1 K. 0. Mc¬
Cormick, Dearborn Gen’l St., Chicago, Pass. Agent Monon Route, 185
for full particulars. (In
any event send for a Tourist Guide, enclose 4c.
postage.)
If you fail are going write to the buya Brown Cotton Cotton Gin this Gin year Co.,
to to
London, Conn., for their prices and testi¬
monials of the thousands who have used them.
Warm Waves
Are rolling in. You can’t escape
them; but you can escape the
sleepless nights, loss of appetite,
and languid feeling that result
from draining the nervous force
by muscular or mental exertion
in summer’s torrid days. The use
of Paine’s Celery Compound, that
great nerve tonic, will at once
strengthen the nervous system,
and fortify it against the attacks
of summer debility. This pre¬
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not a drink. ^ ‘
It is a sci¬ Wt
entific wC
combi Cj jV/i nation
of the best | LLI t°n ics,
giving last/ \~ingben
efit to bo y l t) dy and
brain. It , ■jA cures diseases, all
nervous
and has I brought
new life and' ’ health to
thousands whose
weakened nerves
were the cause of their many ills.
It is especially valuable at this sea¬
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ble to sunstroke, a disease which
is nearly always fatal. Paine’s
Celery Compound, by restoring
perfect health, almost entirely re¬
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disease. If you feel the effects of
summer’s heat, you can’t afford to
delay another day before gaining
the vitality only obtained by the
use of this great medicine.
Sold by Druggists. $1.00. Six for $5.00 ,
Send for eight-page paper, with many
testimonials.
WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., BURLINGTON,FT.
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