The Knoxville journal. (Knoxville, Ga.) 1888-18??, August 10, 1888, Image 3
THE KING’S SEAT. Prince Valdimir sat wtth his knight* In Kief’s banquet hall, And boasted of arms and of victories woi And the joy of the bugle call. “While a figure gray at the gate Knocked once and twice and thrice, And Valdimir snouted: “No more shall come in Neither for love nor for price!” But a breath of wind blew apart The fringe of the pilgrim’s cloak, And beneath, the lute of the singer was seer Before the singer spoke. ‘‘Ai, little minstrel,” then said The great Prince Valdimir, “The top of the earthen oven is there, The minstrel’s place is here. “A small and lowly place, For my heroes all have come, Bloody with wounds and with honors rare From Ilza of Murom.” The minstrel climbed to his seat On the earthen oven’s top, And tuned his lute and began his song And they would not let him stop. For his song of battle and death He sung of victories won, Of Deuk and his Indian steed, And the tale of Morga, the Livan. And there, as he sang, as he sang, The hearts of men bowed down, Andlo! the top of the oven Became the monarch’s throne. —Annie Fields , in the Century.. PITH AiND POINT. p Made of awl-work—Hand-sewed shoes. Net proceeds of a summer da\-—One Bmall fish. A case that needs no close inspection —Limburger cheese. In order to carve out a fortune one must be sharp.— Epoch. The man who sets up to be the archi¬ tect of his own fortune has often to alter the plans aud specifications .—Rochester Post. A woman who married a one-legged man says it doesu’t take much to make her husband hopping mad .—Pacific States. A writer in a scientific journal tells “how to euchre wasps.” He will find it can’t be done with a lone hand.— Practical Farmer. The delirium tremens in a glass of whisky doesn't get out on the tumbler and announce in thunder tones that it is present .—Washington Critic. One plea of the bank clerks for the Saturday half-holiday is the solid fact that they are exposed to drafts ail the rest of the week .—New York News. Won’t somebody ask us: “Is it hot enough melanite for is said you?” be The new times explosive to ten as pow¬ erful as dynamite, and .—Baltimore we are anxious Ameri¬ to experiment with it can. It is said that one pound of banana contains more nutriment than three pounds of meat. And yet meat will build a man up, while a small piece of banana will bring a man down.— States¬ man. Said a thief to a wit: “ There's no knowing one’s friends Until they have been tried and found Very steady.” true,” said the “but 1 * wit, all yours, Have presume, been tried—and found guilty—al¬ ready:” It was a little girl who, going to the Episcopal around just church, the and happening to turn the at moment when congregation bow their adoration in the creed, took it into her head that they were all bowing to her. And so, as she was a polite little girl, and not inclined to receive a salutation without returning it, she bowed very respecifully and ex¬ claimed: “Good morning, people!”— Boston Transcript. Cliek-elielk click-click! How swift and slick The maiden’s fairy fingers fly! Click-click! click-ding! A wedding ring Will grace her fair hand by and by. Thus Cupid cute his conquest makes, For Sly instead fighter! of darts he takes now Typewriter. Boston Budget. We are fold that the Siberian Railroad will connect Napirsk, Okta, Irkutsk, Tomsck. Tobolsk and Ekaterineburg. We think that if these names were con¬ nected, and had a handle adjusted to the rear end, they would- make a first class meat saw. Cared of Malaria. 22 Florida St., Elizabeth, N. J., t M irch 17,1884. 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